Hi there, the name's Kez. I'm a 20-something year old Welsh girl with far too much time on her hands and far too much love for programmes that were actually created for kids. Also an avid cosplayer - mostly games and predominantly Dragon Age, come to think of it haha - and photographer!

My blog is a mess.





Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.

Here’s the previous one.

I have never hard those terms before. Fascinating 

These are just the top ten, I got over 300 questions and learned more slang terms for penis than I ever imagined could exist.


"How to confuse the fuck out of your new roommates or people in general and make your friends walk right by you in the streets"

Brought to you by yours truly.

probably how the circle of magi was created

some king: you have ten seconds to think of a way of containment that's never been used before

templar: we lock all the mages in a tower and don't let them out ever and if they do get loose we send our team of brainwashed drug addicts to kill them

mage: what the fuck

templar: op gave me ten seconds



It’s nice how consistent the DA universe is about handing out consequences for superpowers.

  • Wanna be a Grey Warden? Welcome to infertility, early death, and a horrible kinship with monsters.
  • Wanna be a Templar? Hello drug addiction, constant risk of blood mage…


photos of sakurajima, the most active volcano in japan, by (click pic) takehito miyatake (previously featured) and martin rietze. volcanic storms can rival the intensity of massive supercell thunderstorms, but the source of the charge responsible for this phenomenon remains hotly debated.

in the kind of storm clouds that generate conventional lightning, ice particles and soft hail collide, building up positive and negative charges, respectively. they separate into layers, and the charge builds up until the electric field is high enough to trigger lightning.

but the specific mechanism by which particles of differing charges are separated in the ash cloud is still unknown. lightning has been observed between the eruption plume and the volcano right at the start of an eruption, suggesting that there are processes that occur inside the volcano to lead to charge separation.  

volcanic lightning could yield clues about the earth’s geological past, and could answer questions about the beginning of life on our planet. volcanic lightning could have been the essential spark that converted water, hydrogen, ammonia, and methane molecules present on a primeval earth into amino acids, the building blocks of life.

(see also: previous volcanology posts)

person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU

me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made



A super girly and peppy blonde girl who wears bright pink dresses and skirts everyday is best friends with a quiet goth girl who of course sports all black clothing and big lace up boots. Someone jokes and yells to them “Hey look, a fairy and a vampire!” The blonde turns around and flashes a fanged grin and says “She’s human actually.”




This has been done before, I’m sure.


the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life